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Anonymous asked:

a list of funniest things jason todd could do:

  • slowly steal the parts of the batmobile and reassemble it elsewhere, then pull up next to bruce in his own second secret batmobile
  • become a lawyer and get joker setenced to the death penalty - bonus is that he completes college and gets a degree which bruce never did and alfred is proud beyond the gravethat one of his grandkids actually completed college
  • change bruces name to "free trires" in his phone contacts
  • call time the wrong name everyday, but it starts of sounding like a genuine mistake (tom, jim ect) and slowly gets further and further away from the original (jimothy, jeremy, dave, the dogs name)
  • dye his hair red, claim he was an original red head and then gaslight the family into believing bruce made him dye his hair black to look more like dick and be a replacement
  • come out as gay and claim to be the only gay member of the batfamily and when tim tries to say something to dispute it he just hits him with "who are you again? the computer guy or smthing?"
  • could also come out as poly and roll up to family dinners with more than one partner and if someone says something about it, he just says "mad cuz i got TWO more partners than you huh. lonesome bitch."

feel free to add on

qcomicsy answered:

LMAAAAOO THIS IS GREAT

Let’s go.

  • Made a carbon copy of Batman and spread in strategic places on the Batcave, Tim’s boat, Clock Tower, Duke’s nest and Dick’s house. (He almost killed them)

(One of Dick’s colleagues saw it and he had to lie he was this die hard Batfanboy, his ego never recovered until today.)

  • Stole Tim’s mug and placed on Damian’s room, stole Damian’s mug and placed on Tim’s boat then proceeded to visit the Manor until he hard the scream of the fight he planted between them;
  • When he saw Bernard for the first time he said “Whoa Timmy you move on fast, this one is Terry right?”;
  • Did a Tramp Stamp tattoo;
  • Slut shames Dick every chance he gets (this one is actually cannon);
  • Shot Dick’s phone;
  • Every Christmas shows up with a different Outlaws member and affirms that’s his partner
  • Dated an arrow to piss of his dad, when Bruce got over it proceeded to date a lantern instead;
  • Never told no one other than Dick he’s actually in a stable relationship with Artemis because he refuses to swap Bruce’s horrified reaction to a normal one;
  • Gave Bernard the shovel talk;
  • When he bumped with Selina after the (failed) marriage and she teased him on how he didn’t gave her shit for it he just answered “No, no I get it
  • Purposely brings Harley to bat reunions under the bullshit “She’s my therapist” when the bats bother him, knowing his therapy with Harley only count when they’re at her office;
  • Told every one he’s Harley’s adopted kid (actually Harley was the one to say that once when she was drunk and he just went along with it);
  • Exchanged Bernard’s number to Kon’s in Tim’s cell phone and vice-versa;
  • Left his Mustache grow and showed up as Matches Malone in one of Wayne’s Gala;
  • Lied he was actually a Titan but they kicked him out because Dick’s is an asshole;
  • Stoled Signal’s Patrol Lunch;
  • Stole’s Spoiler’s lunch;
  • Brought alcohol to manage going through their family gathering when he was caught he blamed on Tim;
  • (He thought about blaming on Dick but he knew Dick would just go along with it)
  • Everytime Dick, Barbara and Bruce call him he answers with “He’s dead”;
  • Introduced Tim to the Outlaws with “That’s Robin they found him on the thrash”
  • Showed up to Barbara’s job dropped a “Hi mom” as a greeting then proceeded to laugh his ass off while Barbara tried o explain to her coworkers that that tank of a man wasn’t her child;
  • Told Dick Talia adopted him;
  • Told Talia Dick adopted him;
  • Told Damian that if Batman dies he’s going to adopt him out of spite;
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You know, it occurs to me that the known internet phenomenon of Reddit “am I the asshole?” posts having completely misleading headers is actually a really great example of a far less known but far more common practice of extreme journalistic spin in cases where there are large monetary incentives to diminish the story in question.

Like, if you see a Reddit post titled “Am I the asshole for buying my wife a new dress?”, the post is pretty much always something totally deranged like: “I (48) really dislike the way my wife (20) dresses, because I think it’s too revealing and makes her look slutty, which was fine when we started dating five years ago, but it makes me feel like she’s going to cheat on me now that we’re married. I’ve politely asked her to get new clothes multiple times, and every time she refused because she said she liked her clothes, and didn’t want to waste money buying new ones. Yesterday I couldn’t take it anymore so I threw out a bunch of her old dresses and bought her a new one that was more modest looking. She started crying because one of the dresses I threw out had been left to her by her mom who died when she was a teen, but I couldn’t have known that it had sentimental value. She said that I should have asked, but obviously if I asked she’d have just told me not to throw out any of her clothes, including the ones that weren’t sentimental. Also, the more modest dress I bought was pretty expensive, and she never thanked me for it. Am I the asshole here, or is she being unreasonable?”

Similarly, whenever you see a headline like “Woman Wins Millions From McDonald’s Because Her Hot Coffee Was Too Hot”, if you dig a bit, you’ll almost always quickly find out that what actually happened was: A 79-year-old ordered coffee which, unbeknownst to her, was being served extremely dangerously hot, because McDonald’s was trying to have coffee that stayed warm over a long commute without spending any extra money on cups with better insulation. The coffee spilled on the old woman’s lap, giving her severe third degree burns over a huge portion of her body, including her genitals. She got to a hospital and they managed to save her life with skin grafting, but she became disabled from the accident, and her genitals and thighs were permanently disfigured. She tried to settle with McDonald’s for her medical costs, and McDonald’s refused to cover any portion of her medical expenses at all, and so she sued. At trial, the jury discovered that this same exact thing had happened seven hundred times before, and McDonald’s had still decided not to change their policy because paying out individual suits was cheaper than moderately reducing their coffee profits. As a result, the jury awarded punitive damages designed to penalize McDonald’s two days worth of their coffee profits, in addition to the woman’s medical costs.

I think it’s largely the same phenomenon, but I know a lot of people who are familiar with the first case, but don’t know to look for the second. If you see some totally outrageous “how could a person ever sue over this stupid thing?” case, you should immediately be incredibly suspicious that that’s all that actually happened, because a lot of the time, it absolutely isn’t. The people who have the most incentive to make their opponent look not only wrong, but completely crazy for having any sort of grievance at all, are often the actually unreasonable ones. 

Anyway this is all to say that if I see ANY of y’all automatically siding with McDonald’s over the recent case where 4-year-old girl was severely burned by their chicken nuggets because “hurr durr dumb kid didn’t know that chicken nuggets were hot, people sue over anything lol”, I will grab that McBoot you’re licking and shove it all the way up your McFuckingAss.

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lawyer fun fact! sometimes you need to sue someone before your insurance will pay for your medical bills (because your insurance would rather the other person pay for your medical bills so they don’t have to)! sometimes you need to sue because what you’d get from insurance isn’t enough to pay for all of your medical bills! sometimes you want to change a specific thing, like a dangerous practice or defective part, and that’s not going to happen if you just ask nicely!

most truly ridiculous lawsuits get screened before they’re even filed (because someone goes to an attorney and that attorney is like “yeah you don’t have a case here”) or very shortly after they’re filed (because judges can toss out cases that have zero merit). 99% of the time, if it sounds ridiculous but somehow it went all the way to someone suing and winning in a jury trial, it probably wasn’t actually as absurd as it sounds.